a little bit o'' this & a little bit o''that.
Where do these little creatures come from?
Published on May 1, 2004 By illusivedreamer In Misc
We all know the story of the stork, and the baby being left on the doorstep in a a basket, and yes, we are very aware that it is the mothers and fathers that produce these little humans, but seriously, where the heck do they REALLY come from. To watch a child develop and grow is the most amazing experience you could ever imagine and as you do, man are you subjected to the strangest things. Anyone who has raised, been a part of, or watched a child grow, knows that so much of the time you are left scratching your head in wondermeant by the end of the night over these strange little ankle biters.
They do not posses any features of insects, but they sure can bug you sometimes. I must add, I have been informed that you can squish them like a bug, (this being said with humor). They can not fly, yet they are capable of soaring a blood pressure to the moon. They are not stuffed animals, but, they are so cuddly that you just need to squueeeezzze. They are not super heroes. They do not run into a telephone booth to save the day, but they definatly manage to save it at times. They are not fairies, elfs or even leprechauns, yet they deliver magic where ever they go. These little pip squeeks are not comedians, or are they? They have no visable wings, yet they are angels.
If they are made of sugar & spice & everything nice, and snips & snails & puppy dog tails, then they are just some oddly made up potion. Where did this potion come from? This is not a recipe that I myself would be capable of conjuring up. So how on earth did my little munchkins come to be? They are very differant from "man" & "woman" so they have had to of come from somewhere else. Was it fariy dust, angel kisses, Jupiter or some srange unknown demension?

I have lost my train of thought, oddly the timing is aligned with Mars and Venus just bumping into each other, so my quest for finding the true nature of where children's mother ship will come from will have to be put on hold.

Comments
on May 01, 2004
Men-Mars Women-Venus Children- Expensive
on May 02, 2004
Isen't that the truth
on May 15, 2004
Aren't they the greatest creations ever? Adorable post. I love the ankle biters part!!!